* Apparently you can now get passed airport security with a bomb packed in your tighty whiteys. Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
* It's snowed here in the Midwest at least twice this week. I went out and laid down in it and made an Al Gore angel.
* Obama's ratings are so bad that later this week he will be joining Tiger Woods in his basement for cartoons, cereal, and shame.