Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Cool Report: The One Punch Hockey Knockout

I thought we would send 2009 out with the coolest video so far. I never tire of watching this and neither should you. I think even Mother Teresa would have stood up and cheered after this one.. Enjoy...

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Fun Facts

* Apparently you can now get passed airport security with a bomb packed in your tighty whiteys. Is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

* It's snowed here in the Midwest at least twice this week. I went out and laid down in it and made an Al Gore angel.

* Obama's ratings are so bad that later this week he will be joining Tiger Woods in his basement for cartoons, cereal, and shame.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The Cool Report: MAGRATH, JOHN D

The coolest thing on the cool report so far by a mile. Not cool that this soldier died, but cool that there were men, and still are out there whose manhood would make all of ours shrivel in comparison. Read the citations..they are incredible...

Picture of the medal of honorImage via Wikipedia


Rank and organization: Private First Class, U.S. Army, Company G, 85th Infantry, 10th Mountain Division. Place and date: Near Castel d'Aiano, Italy, 14 April 1945. Entered service at: East Norwalk, Conn. Birth: East Norwalk, Conn. G.O. No.: 71, 17 July 1946. Citation: He displayed conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the call of duty when his company was pinned down by heavy artillery, mortar, and small arms fire, near Castel d'Aiano, Italy. Volunteering to act as a scout, armed with only a rifle, he charged headlong into withering fire, killing 2 Germans and wounding 3 in order to capture a machinegun. Carrying this enemy weapon across an open field through heavy fire, he neutralized 2 more machinegun nests; he then circled behind 4 other Germans, killing them with a burst as they were firing on his company. Spotting another dangerous enemy position to this right, he knelt with the machinegun in his arms and exchanged fire with the Germans until he had killed 2 and wounded 3. The enemy now poured increased mortar and artillery fire on the company's newly won position. Pfc. Magrath fearlessly volunteered again to brave the shelling in order to collect a report of casualties. Heroically carrying out this task, he made the supreme sacrifice--a climax to the valor and courage that are in keeping with highest traditions of the military service.

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Monday, December 28, 2009

The Cool Report: Bas Rutten

I know not everyone is a fan of Mixed Martial Arts or UFC. But it's pretty cool stuff. Bas Rutten is a fighter who is known for two things.. He will either beat you by punching you in the liver (no joke!) or he uses his kick to the thigh technique. And he is so good at it that he can take huge men and make them buckle and literally tap out without him having to submit them. Here is his final fight before he retired where he did just that. It's epically cool (look for Kevin James at the end)..

And as a bonus, apparently he can break your spleen from the outside. No thank you..

Sunday, December 27, 2009

The Cool Report: High Impulse Weapon System

This is very cool. Remember to keep 80% of your weight on the front leg...

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Real Facts About Truth

* Your heroes are all dead. Guaranteed. There will never be another Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, C.S. Lewis, or Jimmy Stewart. All we have are pandering, spineless actors and politicians that would sell their own mothers into slavery if the pay off was right. Makes me believe my Bible even more because this is exactly what Jesus said would happen. The emperor has no clothes and the ship is sinking.

* I work at a store that sells a well known product with one of the most famous founders and spokesman of all time. I have talked to that man himself who said his product would never be sold anywhere but small mom & pop stores and will always be made in the U.S.A. Well he no longer has any sway over the company decisions and every new product that comes out with our name on it is from China. And though the main product is still made in Tennessee, the parts are getting cheaper and less serviceable. This is the direction of 99% of all corporations in the U.S. America is done when it comes to the global economy. Just write it off. It's over. And why is it over? See the first asterisk in this post to find the answer.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Uncool Report: Christmas

Get ready to hate Christmas all over again with this rendition of "Last Christmas" by a Norwegian band of what appears to be gay 80's dudes...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Cool Report: Cool Cat

It's cool cat. Any time you get a chance to humiliate a cat, it's cool!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Cool Report: Living Sacrifice

When I hit the gym I have to have some metal music to motivate me, and nothing does that more than this band. They have been around for so long and they always have the best Metal break downs half way through their songs. And they are 100% Christian. Very cool...

And you know what makes them even more cool. The guy you just heard screaming like that doesn't look like most metal lead singers where he looks like he might stab your face. You would never know he is that hardcore if you just saw him. Bruce Fitzhugh. You want to see some proof that he is just all around normal? Check this out..

Monday, December 21, 2009

Fun Facts

* Snuggies not only keep you warm, they also keep you single.

* Again this year I am not paying my taxes. But not to worry because I am sending the IRS a PajamaGram.

* Did you know that it's more illegal for a marine to punch a terrorist then for a terrorist to blow up 3,000 civilians? Now you know!

Saturday, December 19, 2009


The 2008 Democratic Convention...

The 2016 Democratic Convention...

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Cool Report: Robin Hood Trailer

I'm so excited about this one. The Robin Hood trailer has arrived. Gladiator was amazing, Ridley Scott makes great epic movies, and Russell Crowe can just take a movie and make it kick your arse.. So check out the Robin Hood trailer and tell me it doesn't look totally cool...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Cool Report: Kung Fu Move

Part of "The Cool Report" will be videos that I have set aside for years that are either funny, thought-provoking, or just plain cool. This is one that just makes me smile every time I see it. And that's why it's todays Cool Report...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Empty Out The Government

I have a dream... Politicians, all of them, I'm sick of them.. Republicans, Democrats and Independents. I want to end every one of their terms right now. I wish that we could start from scratch with a random set of every day Americans. The new set of Senators and Congressman can be black, white, red, Mexican-American, Catholic, Jew, Christian, Atheist, etc. The only requirement will be that they have families, or have held a steady job in the everyday workforce. They can be Republicans or Democrats or whatever.. But they need to be hardworking Americans who have earned their keep.
The same issues will come up with this new Congress.. however with new perspectives. No more lifelong Washington elites. These are people who have busted their backs in order to provide for their families.. some might be poor and some might have plenty but the same will hold true.. their salaries and benefits will be no more then that of a United States Postal Worker. Some of them might even need to get second jobs in order to still provide for their families. A Secret Service agent will be assigned to each and every member of this new Congress and that Secret Service agent has one job, to follow them around, read every email, every letter that they receive to ensure that no lobbyist contacts them or comes within 500 feet of the Capitol building or their personal homes.

That's right I have a dream of a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.. If I remember correctly some other people had that same dream.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Cool Report: War Heroes

There is nothing cool about war. It's a necessary evil where sacred lives are lost. And that is majorly uncool. However this video shows some men risking there life under intense fire to save the life of an Afghani worker. This is very intense but very cool.
However take heed ****WARNING...Very Graphic Language****

Obama needs to send every troop the generals have asked for NOW.. NO compromises!

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Cool Report: Gatling Gun

First off I need to post some videos that I have posted before however I consider cool beyond what words can describe so I want them to be in "The Cool Report".. So watch and be glad you live in America where this kind of awesomeness exists in defense of our nation.

This is the coolest weapon ever that is coming to an American military near you. Every enemy combatant in the line of fire will lose their life.. every combatant standing nearby will, as Steve Bosell would say, lose their mud, and then surrender immediately. It's insane, and it is cool on an epic level...

Heavy Metal music and an insanely cool weapon. It doesn't get much cooler than this...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

5 Years Ago... I Started This Blog

That's right. It's my 5 year Blog-aversary. For some people that might not seem like a long time, however for me to stick with something like this for so long is epic in it's proportions.

Firstly, and I know this is corny and cliche, I just want to say thanks to anyone who has stopped by and read over the past five years. My tag-line says "Read by tens of people daily" and that remains true. I have on average maybe 20-50 regulars who read this page pretty much weekly.. and that's great with me. Truth be told I would write this blog if I had only one reader.. or even none. I just enjoy putting my thoughts down on virtual paper. So a big THANK YOU to all of you who have read and will read in the future.

Secondly, I am pushing on. I would give up Facebook before I would quit writing on this blog. So come back whenever you get a chance. Obviously over the past 2 years I stopped writing daily and began posting on average 3 times a week. Well I'd like to change that. And I think I know how I will do that..

So Thirdly, I am starting a new regular post and I don't know where it will go, whether or not it will become regular, or even change the format of my writing. I will still write about politics and religion and silly stuff.. but I am introducing something I am calling "The Cool Report" It will just be tons of videos, pics, and op-eds on things I think are "Cool" or as you kids say "bada**"(not cool to curse!)

So let the fun began.. The first "Cool Report" starts tomorrow.

True Facts About Truth

I never know what to title my posts when I want to rant in bullet form so that will have to do.

* We blame Obama and Bush for the current economic crisis. The truth is that they were only the latest(and I think worst) culprits in a long line of big spenders that have invaded Washington starting all the way back to the beginning of the 20th century.

* It's Our fault for electing big spenders because they tickled our ears with empty promises.. apparently the first lap dance is free. We should have kicked them out once we knew they were only a tease.

* I call shotgun on window seat for the apocalypse!

Monday, December 07, 2009

Dear President Obama

From a 94 year old retired U.S. Navy Veteran. Got it from

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.
I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate. Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.
One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.
So here goes.
I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.
I can't figure out what country you are the president of. You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:
" We're no longer a Christian nation"
" America is arrogant" - (Your wife even announced to the world,"America is mean-spirited. " Please tell her to try preaching that nonsense to 23 generations of our war dead buried all over the globe who died for no other reason than to free a whole lot of strangers from tyranny and hopelessness.)
I'd say shame on the both of you but I don't think you like America nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.
After 9/11 you said," America hasn't lived up to her ideals."
Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British ? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War ? I hope you didn't mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers,husbands,and a lot of fellas I knew personally died for in WWII, because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around because we stand for freedom.
I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.
Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man. Shape up and start acting like an American.If you don't, I'll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue .You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.
And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts who was putting up a fight ? You don't mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are, terrorists.
One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life but you're the Commander-in-Chief now, son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you're thinking of.
You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president. You're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now. And I sure as hell don't want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.
Harold B. Estes

Thursday, December 03, 2009

NHLer Almost Decapitates Own Goalie

Way to take out your own goalie! That dude has got to feel terrible..