Sunday, November 29, 2009

TLAT's Undeniable Truths

Ronald Reagan in the trailer for "Cowboy ...Image via Wikipedia

It's time once again...

* There is a God and He is sovereign and in control and He wants us to abandon this world for Him because He loves us.

* Modern liberalism is a mental disorder.

* Ronald Reagan is the greatest president of the 21st century.

* Reality TV is a cancer on society. Actually to put it a better way television in general is a cancer on society. Reality TV is the malignant form of that cancer.

* If something is true it cannot also be false at the same time

* The law of non-contradiction apples to religion and science too. Exclusive claims cannot be true and not true at the same time.

* Listen to Ravi Zacharias(Click Here). I Promise it will change your life.

* The fad of tattoos is annoying. You do realize that 65% of the population now has some Chinese letter on the small of their back.

* I like Walmart because as you know, the savings never stop.

* Cinnamon Rolls are glorious.

* Long John Silver's fish tastes basically just like the chicken.

* As a rule in Kansas, generally when you see a car parked on the lawn in front of someone's mobile home trailer, you can bet that one of the car windows is actually a trash bag held on with duct tape.

* If I ever start a bluegrass band the name of it would be The Cedar Hill Boys.

* I'll never start a bluegrass band.

* There is no greater feeling in this world than knowing that this world and this life is not how the story ends.

* Turn your eyes upon Jesus, look full in His wonderful face; and the things of earth will grow strangely dim, in the light of His glory and grace!

* Captain Crunch cereal pulverizes the roof of your mouth.

* SNL should go off the air. It's stupid.

* Legally all commercials should be limited to 30 seconds.

* The greatest invention of the 21st century is a 3-way tie between The Clapper, Spray Easy Cheese, and The Flowbee.

* Obama is scared to do the right thing because he has money tied up in doing the wrong thing.. just ask his donors.

* Obama WILL go down along with Jimmy Carter as one of the worst presidents of the modern era.

* May God have mercy on our souls.

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