* I vote we kick Minnesota out of the union. They elected a WWF wrestler as their governor, and then they elected a former SNL writer and all around bad actor as one of their senators. Two strikes and you're out!
* Michael Jackson gave us several songs to enjoy.. and that's nice. However he is not god, and he really isn't even the king of anything in my book. Why are people from Asia weeping in the streets? I'm so confused. The end is near, I promise!