* This country should start caning people like they do in Singapore. Especially for financial crimes. Do you think Martha Stewart would ever be involved with insider trading or lie under oath again if they split her rear end six ways to Sunday and sent her home?
* When health care becomes free then America will be a playground for hypochondriacs.
* A customer of mine was reading the side of a bottle of disinfectant spray that we sell and she saw where it said it kills the HIV virus. No lying, She laughed and looked at me and said, "Whatever! If that were true we could just give it to AIDS patients to drink and it would kill their virus." I thought about it for a second in disbelief and then I said. "Yeah and if what you just said were true then you should drink Drain-0 next time you're constipated."