* If I became president I would spend most days just up in my room playing PlayStation with my Staff. When there was a major decision to be made I'd let some low end cabinet official make it.. Not now, I'm about to save the princess!
* When I become music minister at a church I will randomly just throw in a song that makes no sense along with the hymns. I just want to see the audience reaction... For instance one week the song list will go like this:
1. When I Survey The Wondrous Cross
2. Nearer My God To Thee
3. I Can Only Imagine
4. Georgia On My Mind
5. May The Mind Of Christ My Savior
* Asians are so good at Ping Pong. I once beat an Asian at ping pong. But only by one point and I found out later he had died after like the third serve.