* Tonight's American Idol finals basically pitted a Midwestern, clean cut Christian kid Vs a mascara wearing flamboyant homosexual. And America voted for the Christian kid. Not too surprising considering the majority of Americans listen to Queen yet still feel a little creeped out by Freddie Mercury. Look if you aren't gay then generally you find the thought of gayness as just gross and we don't want to think about it. Just the facts really.
* American Idol is gay.