* Sometimes in the shower I like to pretend I am in a typhoon. But then I have to answer the question as to why I am in a typhoon naked holding a shampoo bottle.
* Throughout the entire 90's decade I had a piece of food stuck to the outside of my mouth and no one told me about it.
* Dolphins are supposedly very intelligent. However if you swam around in your own feces and only talked by making stupid squawking sounds we'd put you in a home. Intelligent my foot.