* People want the government to help them out when they lose their job or fall on hard times. When I lose my job I want Barack Obama to come tuck me in at night, dry my tears, and play me a Hawaiian tune on the ukulele.
* I noticed that prices at the McDonald's in Missouri are much lower than the prices at the McDonald's here in Wichita. Is it sad that I am thinking about moving there because of this or is it just smart budgeting?
* LL Cool J's mama said knock you out. My mama said to run and hide behind the swing set.