Monday, November 03, 2008

Good Advice

* You are never too old to go down the slide at the park.

* Understanding women is a difficult task. Just try and do what they tell you to do as much as you can. When that eventually fails run into the woods and hide.

* Never give your mother a biography of Ed Gein for Mother's day.

* Make sure to blame George W. Bush for the fact that you are a raging alcoholic.

* Wear your heart on your sleeve... Wear your liver on your pant leg.

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