* If you ever do have a total eclipse of the heart, immediately contact your physician.
* If Obama becomes president, everyone is a suspected terrorist. Your mother-in-law's Bridge club is a full on hardcore Al Qaeda meeting.... Then they play Bridge right after refreshments.
* Trans Siberian Orchestra is coming to Wichita. Tickets are near $100. If you spend $100 to see some goofballs playing bad versions of Christmas music on Casio keyboards....Sir I feel sorry for ya! Please ignore my previous post about enjoying whatever music you like.