Friday, October 10, 2008

Financial Crisis Tips

Here's how we fix the current financial disaster....

* Find Ross Perot. That man had a great plan. He was going to put the national debt on his Discover Card.

* Get a loan from Canada. We can pay them back in animal pelts and toboggans.

* Find Al Gore. He was going to put all of our money in a "lock box". I think he left the key to the lock box in a fake rock outside his back door.

* The Government should beat up Donald Trump, and Bill Gates and take their money.

* Find Mr. Potter. Rumor is he is paying 50 cents on the dollar.

* I wish I had a million dollars.... Hotdog!

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