Here's how we fix the current financial disaster....
* Find Ross Perot. That man had a great plan. He was going to put the national debt on his Discover Card.
* Get a loan from Canada. We can pay them back in animal pelts and toboggans.
* Find Al Gore. He was going to put all of our money in a "lock box". I think he left the key to the lock box in a fake rock outside his back door.
* The Government should beat up Donald Trump, and Bill Gates and take their money.
* Find Mr. Potter. Rumor is he is paying 50 cents on the dollar.
* I wish I had a million dollars.... Hotdog!