* I heard a preacher on tv quote lyrics from the 80's band Mister Mister. No lie.
* I will eat Cap'N Crunch again when they invent a way to have it not pulverize the roof of your mouth.
* Cheerios float in milk supposedly because they have less sugar than other cereals. Yet I have to dump 8 pounds of sugar on them to get them to taste good. I guess that sort of cancels itself out.