* I am a man with no Internet right now. Temporarily my posts may be somewhat sparse since I am typing this from the library.
* I no longer sell vacuums.
* Being without Internet makes me realize how much I depend on the Drudge Report, Facebook and The Phil Hendrie Show. I want to hear some Jay Santos or Steve Bosell...But it is not library friendly.
* At my last job I could bring my laundry and do it at work. At my new job I don't think they'd let me take a break from riveting part of a airplane wing in order to check on my towels and my delicates.