Friday, September 28, 2007

Tom Cruise Building Bunker To Protect Against Alien Invasion

Not joking...
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.Read the rest...

I for one am not ignoring Tom Cruise on this. I think he may be right. I saw Xenu at McDonalds last week and he looked ticked off. His QP with Chee was totally cold in the middle, and I heard him say... "The earth will pay for the injustice that has been forced this day upon the great Xenu."
So I too am beginning work on my own bunker. I suggest you do the same. Scientology might just have the last laugh. Or it might be total BS...But I'm not taking that chance!

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