Monday, September 24, 2007

Fun Facts

-- The U.S. is turning into Mexico's living room. I heard there is legislation in the works to change the Star Spangled Banner's opening lyrics to "Olé Can You See...". Can't wait!

-- I'm going to eat a block of cheese and take a laxative and let them fight it out to see which one wins.

-- People say that TV was much more innocent in the 50's. But I saw a lost episode of Leave It To Beaver the other day where Beaver stabbed a guy at school in the chest on account of the kid was giving him the business.

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