Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Fun Facts

* Apparently all you need to be a judge on a daytime reality courtroom show is a past where you were in a gang or a Latin temper. Also you have to be able to have witty banter with an actor posing as a balif.

* I would watch daytime court shows if the cases were for murder. Watching a guys life hang in the balance of whether Judge Judy is ready to rule. "Alright Mr. serial murderer, Don't pee on my leg and tell me that it's raining."

* I made the mistake of getting crazy with ese, I did this completely unaware that he was loco.

* I think Walmart lube and tire center just sticks regular employees out there working on peoples cars. I think they get a schedule and they are either in sporting goods that night or tire and lube. I say this cause I swear I thought I saw one of the mechanics checking to see if the electric lock fluid was low on a car.

* What are dingos, and why do they love the taste of babies?

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