Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The Little People Book Of World Records

I know growing up a midget cannot be easy. You live your life looking up. But I like to help people look on the bright side of things. Here's what I think is cool. Little people do not have to adhere to the Guiness Book of World Records. They can have their own set of records. The Guiness book might have a record for the world's fattest man.. Well that's not fair, a midget doesn't stand a chance in that category. So instead the little people book of world records could have the world's fattest midget. Why do we insist on forcing the little people to follow our records and rules? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Big deal! Who will be the first little person to walk on the moon? That's what we need to find out.

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