* There isn't a week that goes by that you won't find me in front of the tv with a pint of ice cream, my favorite robe, and an episode of Tyra.
* If I ever became a senator my first move would be to sponsor a bill that made harmonizing the last line of "Happy Birthday To You" mandatory by law.
* The second bill I would sponsor would be to make it illegal for anyone singing the national anthem at a sporting event to try hit a high note when they get to the line "...O'er the land of the free..heeee".
* What in the wild wild world of sports is going on with Hezbollah? I say we turn the other cheek and let Israel do what it has to....unleash the freedom of total war on Hezbollah and Iran.