* Why doesn't Aldi have a cafeteria? Where else could you go to get a full meal for 35 cents? You'd have to cook it yourself, but hey it's 35 cents!
* Aldi makes you put a quarter in the cart to keep as collateral in case you take the cart. They actually think that I would give up a cart just to get my quarter back? I need something to get my tube tops home from the laundry mat punk!