Friday, July 21, 2006

Fun Facts

* Wichita Kansas is well known for it's airplane manufacturing companies. What most people don't realize is that, although it's completely unrelated, we are also find a body floating in the Arkansas River several times a year, and usually we never find out how it got there or who it was. Classy!

* I go into those stores where "Everything is a dollar" and get a whole cartload of stuff. Then when I get to the front I hand the lady a dollar. She wants me to pay a dollar for each item but, hey...Everything's a dollar! When she calls the police and I get a ticket...hey..it's only a dollar!

* I wasted everyone's time on that last one...sorry.

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