* Each year Wichita has an event called the River Festival. It's supposed to be a fun filled week of activities, parades, concerts, and fireworks, but it always turns out to be a week filled with cut off jean shorts, tube tops, and one-toothed wierdos playing hackysack and whistling at your girlfriend.
* My gym locker combination in middle school was 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. And my Gym coach was named John Locken-Heimer and the assistant coach's name was Jin Hurley. And once during recess we found a hatch on the playground but we coudn't get it open. And Evangaline Lily is hot.
* I wonder what the symbol for Metallica is on the periodic table.
* That last one was really stupid.