Saturday, March 25, 2006

Fun Facts

* I have no desire to ever go on a cruise. Todd Fineberg described that it's like going into a casino in Las Vegas with a bunch of people who you don't know and having the owner lock the doors for two weeks and start rocking the building back and forth. No thank you.

* Liberals keep saying that we need to stop spanking our children because it's child abuse, and that a better punishment is a time out. Liberals are wrong. I plan on spanking my child the day he/she is born just to let he/she know who the boss is and then I may spank other kids in the hallway on the way out of the hospital. Don't make me take off my belt! Kids need spankings these days worse than ever, it's a fact.

* It's getting boring in this country.. If I were president I would raise the fun levels to new highs. There would be mandatory bowling nights. Also, loud speakers would play carnival music in most major cities. On Tuesdays the speakers would play What I Like About You by The Romantics continuously. Richard Simmons would be my press more boring news conferences. And finally the State Of The Union address would be replaced by a 3 hour block of Seinfeld. Enjoy America!

1 comment:

markerfactory said...

I was thinking about moving to Canada...but I've changed my mind. Don't forget your class starts tomorrow.