"Well I guess you can sleep over at Michael Jackson's house, I mean he was found not guilty by a jury of his peers."
-- Any Parent
"I can't have a scotch now, we're at a children's birthday party."
-- Ted Kennedy
"Oh man, check her out, she is super hot."
-- Richard Simmons
"Turn off the lip sync track on this song guys, I think I'll sing this one on my own."
-- Ashlee Simpson
"No interviews please, I think I just need some privacy."
-- Cindy Sheehan
"And the Grammy for best vocal performance goes to.........Susan Estrich"
-- Grammy Presenter
"Hey guys, we can't release my new documentary yet, I haven't fact-checked it."
-- Michael Moore
"Hey guys, for our next album let's try something totally different"