So real it's impossible to make this stuff up
* I hate wasps so much. I think they are out to kill us all. They are waiting for the right moment and then they strike. That's why I spend my days finding wasps and punching them in the face...You like that Mr. wasp? Cause I'm gonna bring the hurt every time! How you like me now? (And yes I just copied that from my Xanga...talk about lazy.)
* For my money, the greatest website of all time is FBBCfamily.org. I hear that the webmaster of that site is 100% man. A real stud.
* Wisconsin is known for their cheese. California is known for their sun and surfing. Oklahoma is known as the place Conway Twitty once trimmed his chest hair at a highway rest stop bathroom.
* History's Napoleon Bonapart had very few smiliarites to today's Napoleon Dynamite, except according to historical records for a short time several gangs were considering letting Bonapart join because of his skills with a bow staff. It's right there in the annals of history...you can look it up on the microfiche at the library.