So real it's impossible to make this stuff up
* The Canadian police force consists of officers mainly just riding around and yelling at kids to "quit kickin that yak, eh?"
* Memphis, Tennessee is the birthplace of the blues. Little Rock, Arkansas is the birthplace of beating your stepchild with a flip-flop in K-mart.
* If you ever fall out of a 30 story window, most experts agree that your best chance of survival is tuck and roll right before you hit the pavement. You probably won't make it but if you do...nice dismount!
* 9 out of 10 specialists have concluded that it is a bad idea to wear leather underwear to a 10k marathon. If you accidentally forget this and wear your lambskin speedo...Let's just put it this way....dude, the chafing is gonna kill.