"What Scotch? Now? But it's only noon."
"Is it possible that I could get low fat dressing on that salad."
"I think I'll just sort of carelessly toss the soap around while I take my shower today."
"I'm sick of this dial-up. Honey I say we splurge a little and get broadband."
"First off, I'd like to thank the Academy......"
"I think I'll wear my khaki pants today."
"The Communist Manifesto? No way, I don't have time to read that right now."
--Any ACLU member
"Chuck E. Cheese? No way, I don't have time to go there right now."
"Dumb And Dumber was so much funnier the second time"
--Stephen Hawking (In a robotic voice)
"Phone call? I can't answer my phone now, we're in a theatre."
"Hey guys, c'mon, let's not bring our mothers into this."
"Hey, I think I'll sit still through the entire service...no need to get up and leave"
Sorry those last three were kind of inside.