* It may not be a coincidence that Dick Durbin's last name rhymes with turban. Think about it.
* When God was handing out noses, somehow I accidentally got in line twice.
* PETA is thinking of officially changing their name to KBSW, which of course stands for Kill Babies, Save Whales.
* Florida is known as the Sunshine State, Texas is known as the Lonestar State, and Kansas is now known as the NASCAR Beach Towel State.
* Exclusive fact: I just found out that the name of U2's next album is, 'More Of The Same...Suckers' ...Oh man that sounds like a good one!