What is up with wasps again?
Remember the discovery channel when some guy would come on there and say that wasps only get aggressive if you come near their nest. That guy is a liar. I was out working in the garden and I was clearly there first. Probably an hour later I get some renegade kamakaze wasp swarming my head. He's dive bombing me and trying to look all scary. I did nothing to provoke him. And these things are smart too. I swear that for a few minutes before he attacked me he was sitting over on the ground doing his best to try and look like a leaf. I bet he was just sort of snickering to himself just knowing that I was about to walk right in to an ambush.
They always try to say that wasps are simply territorial and that's why they attack. But they seem to search humans out. My theory is that the current wasps are just scouts and they are all waiting and reporting into HQ for a huge wasp ambush. I bet even the enemy of the wasp--the bee, are coming together in accord with the wasps to join in the attack. Kind of like when rival gangs get together to kill whitey.
And you thought armegeddon wasn't real. I think the government better start stockpiling Raid. Man I hate wasps!