Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Things That Are No Worse Than Blogger...

* Listening to a Yoko Ono album while getting a root canal.

* Getting a paper cut on your eye.

* Being trapped in an elevator with Kenny G. and he just so happens to have his saxophone with him.

* Getting caught between Michael Moore and an all you can eat buffet.

* Going for a drive with Ted Kennedy after a party near a lake.

* Not realizing until afterwards that your female blind date has a fist sized adam's apple.

* Being told that you look a lot like Clay Aiken except more feminine.

* Losing an arm wrestling match to Stephen Hawking.

* Having your pants fall down while standing outside of The Today Show window waving on live TV.

* Not being able to get the big wheel all the way around On The Price Is Right.

* Being the janitor for an adult movie theatre.


Ok, Hopefully it will get better..

6 comments:

Ray said...

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Aaroncoal said...

Thank you. I check out your site as well and enjoyed it much. You are on my blog list as well.

loboinok said...

Good blog aarons. I'll have to stop over more often.

Gooseneck said...

Yeah motherfucker!I just laugheed myself wet.

Audrey said...

These are hilarious! Love your blog :)

Anonymous said...

"* Not realizing until afterwards that your female blind date has a fist sized adam's apple."

Aka. 'You know you're with Ann Coulter when...'