* Listening to a Yoko Ono album while getting a root canal.
* Getting a paper cut on your eye.
* Being trapped in an elevator with Kenny G. and he just so happens to have his saxophone with him.
* Getting caught between Michael Moore and an all you can eat buffet.
* Going for a drive with Ted Kennedy after a party near a lake.
* Not realizing until afterwards that your female blind date has a fist sized adam's apple.
* Being told that you look a lot like Clay Aiken except more feminine.
* Losing an arm wrestling match to Stephen Hawking.
* Having your pants fall down while standing outside of The Today Show window waving on live TV.
* Not being able to get the big wheel all the way around On The Price Is Right.
* Being the janitor for an adult movie theatre.
Ok, Hopefully it will get better..