* While in captivity Saddam Hussein is only allowed to eat two things, Honeycomb cereal and beef jerky. If he's good on Friday he gets a Twizzler.
* The Burger King Kids Club is one of the most exclusive and secretive clubs in the world. Most experts agree the BKKC controls the worlds banks and it is rumored that they were the ones that had JFK shot.
* Ted Kennedy's head is made up of 10% brain matter 30% vodka and 60% bad liberal ideas.
* U2's Bono is spending the day today having his mullet trimmed at a barber shop in Glasgow. Then he will start the process of working on yet another upcoming U2 CD. Which mainly just involves changing the title of the last one.