Sunday, March 20, 2005

Bad Blogs

After I spent days reading other blogs I realized that there are a couple of types of blogs out there that are generally bad. I certainly won't be winning any blog awards myself either or ever get 10,000 hits a day or anything, but I'd hope I have the common decency to spare everyone from having to read bad writing.

Here are two examples:

The my-daily-routine-is-interesting-to-everyone blog

Today Was A Good Day
Today was pretty good. Todd gave me half his french fries at lunch. I didn't want to take them but I was sooooo hungry. I went to the restroom 3 times today. Gee, I wonder if I'm going to go to the bathroom even more tomorrow, probably, if I keep drinking this mountain dew. Melissa from home room is being such a drama queen....

The Verbatum-News blog

The Dow Rizes By Half A Point
Hey everyone, did you hear that the dow rose a half point today. Here's the full 10 page article about the Dow raising half a point....Dow raises half a point. I hope the dow raises more than half a point tomorrow. Here's an article about what happened the last time the dow rasied half a point: Last time the dow raised half a point.

Gee, why can't everyone's blog be just as perfect and fun to read as mine? **polishes halo** kidding of course...or am I? bwahahahahahaha

3 comments:

Benjamin Solah said...

yea, some ppl are so boring, anyway I thought I'd comment for the sake of commenting

Aaroncoal said...

It's so often just torture to read.

Frank Lee Ime-Board said...

Oh, yes, some people. Torture, yes, I do so agree. What a lovely tea party we're having.
Very drily yours,
Frank Lee Ime-Board