Saturday, February 19, 2005

Fuzzy Facts

* U2's Bono is actually the cause of most third world debt and famine.

* The Nissan 240sx is a great car that never ever has any problems. There is absolutely no chance that it will catch fire and kill everyone in the car.

* Contrary to popular belief, if your vehicle begins to slide on ice do not turn the wheel into the direction you are sliding...most experts agree that the best thing to do is turn up the radio really loud, close your eyes, and pretend it isn't happening..cause you are screwed man.

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