Friday, January 28, 2005

Ted Kennedy's Head Deemed A Fire Hazard.

Frank J. over at his blog has the exclusive scoop. The D.C. fire marshal forced Kennedy to leave the Capitol building because his massive clown-like head is blocking the fire exits...Thousands could have been at risk!

This only goes to prove my long running theory...Ted Kennedy has a massive head. My theory goes even further to state that the cause of his enormous cranium is due to it being filled with bad liberal ideology and scotch. More as it develops.....

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