Monday, December 27, 2004

Aaron's Undeniable Truths

Based loosely on Rush Limbaugh's 30 undeniable truths.

* There is a God..He is all powerful.

* Wheat bread is so much better than white.

* No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

* Hockey is so much more fun to watch than baseball.

* Hearing politicians tell us "we" can't "afford" a tax cut is like listening to a glutton tell you he can't "afford" a diet. In no other context do people talk about "paying for" money they don't have. I can't pay for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht. -- Ann Coulter

* Each of us are standing in the palm of God's hand, most of us don't even realize that.

* Liberalism stems from ignorance

* Ronald Reagan is the best president of the 20th century.

* Attending Church is not optional for a Christian...according to the Bible.

* Abortion is murder.

* The hamburger is the single greatest food of all time.

* People who smoke are among the least brightest people on the earth.

* The ACLU is evil and will be the organization that sets the foundation for Christian persecution in America.

* American's are too fat...Hey, can someone hand me that twinkie?

* Rap music is as a whole terrible, country music as a whole is terrible.

* Homosexuality is a sin.

* Quentin Terintino is the most overrated film maker of our time.

* Adam Sandler hasn't made a funny movie since Happy Gilmore.

* U2 is a terrible band.

* George W. Bush is the right man for the job, he will go down in the history books as one of the greats.

* We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States. -- Ann Coulter

* Soy Chocolate Milk isn't half bad.

* Cleaning toilets is way easier and much more pleasant than cleaning windows.

* The Passion was one of the most beautifully made and truthful movies of all time.

* You could afford your house without your government - if it weren't for your government. -- Rush Limbaugh

* A warm chocolate chip cookie and a cold glass of milk is one of the greatest combinations of all time. It's the closest thing to heaven on earth that can be had.

* Barry White had himself a deep voice.

* Brian Regan is probably the funniest comedian ever. Tim B. can back me up on that one.

* I have a crush on 3 different girls right now.

* Jesus Christ is our first, last, and only hope.

* Elvis was fat when he died.

Undeniable indeed!

Aaron S.


markerfactory said...

*Clear is not a color.

*Barry white did have himself a deep voice.

*Grahm crackers are the Communist Rations of the kidnergarden pre-naptime.

*Naps are underrated.

*Aaron is usually right.

*Pasta, although often no more than flour, water, egg and butter, is delicious.

*The "t" in often is silent.

*Peanut butter is best on toast.

*Them penguins, them is funny lookin' birds. -sonic

*Windows is easier to use than Mac.

*Aaron's blogs are too long to keep people visiting his site.

*Lindsay Lohan is FINE!

*Regis Philbin is a dork.

*Old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. -lloyd christmas.

metromode said...

* Carbonation comes from Satan

* Lohan is only hot when compared to Barbara Streisand

* QT makes a mean, prepackaged bacon chicken sandwich

* Kiera makes me smile

* First crushes never go away until marriage

* First crushes never return the love

* Eating ice is not a crime

* One has not lived until one has eaten gellato and listend to Dashboard Confessional

* Focker out!

Anonymous said...

*U2 is the best band of all time.

*The USA was founded on liberal ideas.

*The Passion sucks.