Sunday, January 17, 2016

This May Sound Stupid

I hope I don't lose my Christian testimony this year when I take one of the Salvation Army bell ringers bell from his hands and launch it into the parking lot, and then run over it with my car.

Over 60% of the men who tryout for to be Special Forces dropout during "Hell Week". I would dropout halfway through signing my name on the entry form.

I never feel quite as stupid as when I poke myself in the eye with my own fingers for no reason whatsoever.

When I was a kid we didn't have teenage sparkly vampires. We had mutant ninja turtles who just happen to be teenagers. And we loved it.

 My electric blanket has a pre-heat setting. I go to sleep every night scared that I am going to accidentally set it to broil.

We didn't fight our way to the top of the food chain to be vegetarians.

If I ever join a fringe militia group and we take hostages and hold up in a compound and they use music blasting from speakers to try and wear me down.. Here's a hint: Play Manheim Steamroller or Trans Siberian Orchestra and I will give up immediately and even rat on others.

Is baseball really still America's pastime? We need to venture out and find a new hobby because baseball is pretty dull. I say we take up knitting.

How do they decide when they will bring the McRib back to McDonald's? Are pigs in season?

There is an art to getting the clothes out of the dryer at the perfect moment so that you never have to use an iron. I have those skills.

Friday, January 08, 2016

Tweeting My Own Horn

My top ten tweets... according to me.


Sunday, January 03, 2016

A Christian With a Gun

Should a Christian own and/or carry a gun?

I do.

Let me tell you why.

a. Because legally, I can.

b. The world is extremely unstable and unsafe right now.

c. Because, I believe that The Word Of God not only allows for such things, but even endorses it's use for the preservation of life.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.Legally, as spelled out in the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution, you are allowed to bear arms. The left will tell you this means that only a government regulated militia is allowed to be armed and only then can they have muskets. Using this argument the 1st Amendment right of free speech only applies to telegrams sent by the pony express. As if somehow the first words are a qualifier for the 2nd half of the Amendment.

There is no qualification for the right to bear arms. It's just a own a gun. That's it. Why do you have a "right" to this? It's simple. The founding fathers knew that a day would come when someone would take office and go after the freedoms that, according to them, are God-given. And without the ability to defend such liberties they would vanish from the face of the earth.
It would be like if you were given a priceless gem, but were not given a way to secure it. It'd be like if the Louvre kept the Mona Lisa out on the front lawn at night with just a street light and a 80 year old security guard with a whistle.

The world is sick and evil and getting worse every day.  The Bible is clear that life is sacred. We only get nine chapters into The Bible before God establishes the death penalty, and the precedent for righteous people carrying a gun, or sword, or club.
Genesis 9:6 "Whoever sheds human blood, by humans shall their blood be shed; for in the image of God has God made mankind.

Bam! Black and white, even before the law is established He lays out the ultimate punishment first and foremost. You CANNOT take life, Which HE created in HIS own image. To do so is to forfeit your right to your own life. 
So, stopping a murderer with a personal weapon, as long as you are in the right, and are absolutely sure that lethal force is necessary in order to stop them.. Go for it, with God's blessing! Protect life.. within the law.

But what if the person is simply breaking into your neighbor's house to rob them...

Look at what Jesus said in the Garden Of Gethsemane..

 Luke 22:49-53 (NAS) 49 And when those who were around Him saw what was going to happen, they said, "Lord, shall we strike with the sword?"  50 And a certain one of them struck the slave of the high priest and cut off his right ear.  51 But Jesus answered and said, "Stop! No more of this." And He touched his ear and healed him. 52 And Jesus said to the chief priests and officers of the temple and elders who had come against Him, "Have you come out with swords and clubs as against a robber?  53 "While I was with you daily in the temple, you did not lay hands on Me; but this hour and the power of darkness are yours."

This scripture does two things. It tells us that there is a time when NOT to use a gun. To advance the Kingdom.. Never! We don't place any trust in this gun. This gun is powerless if it wasn't for our Heavenly Father, and with that we gladly lay down our guns when it comes to heavenly pursuits. Basically that means when the time comes for us to become persecuted by the State, we will not fight back. Because you can have our body. It's worthless to us anyway. 

The other thing in this scripture is when Jesus says "Have you come out with swords and clubs as against a robber?" He didn't say you people do against a robber. He didn't qualify it. He said it like it is. Like it was obvious. If a robber is doing his thing, you don't stand there like a stump, you protect life, limb and even possessions, if not for yourself, especially your neighbor!

There are a ton of verses in scripture about the preservation of life, through all kinds of means. This does not mean that everyone is supposed to carry a gun. Carrying a gun is a HUGE responsibility. People need to be prepared and trained. The Old Testament talks a lot about having hands trained for war, and being proficient with the sword. And having a firearm at your side is not a thing to take lightly.

But being a Christian does not disqualify you in the active participation of being a citizen in a world that is less than civil. And all that entails.

Friday, January 01, 2016

Hello... It's me

Hello blog.

I'm still here. I am wanting to get back into blogging. I tried to stop short of calling it a New Year's resolution because I never fulfill those. (Still working on my 6-pack abs I promised myself in 1994)
This is going to be a huge downer post (If you aren't a Believer in Christ).


This is the year we probably all hold our nose and vote for The Donald. We do that only so we don't have to hold down our lunch and burn our soul voting for Hillary.

This is the year I think the Spice Girls finally make their comeback.

This is the year that we continue to strive to read our Bible, and pray that The Lord gives us courage, safety, and strength in a sick world where nothing is sacred.

This is the year where we let current politicians feed off of what is left of our liberty.

This is the year where, because of the last point, we will arm ourselves both spiritually and with lots and lots of actual ammo. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

This is the year that is probably going to be one of the scariest years on record, not because of global warming, which doesn't even exist, but because of global jihading. Each subsequent year will be scarier than the last.

This is the year we find out (real) hoverboards and George Jetson's car are probably never going to exist, and never were going to exist. Gravity is a jerk like that.

This is the year the earth will cry out.

This is the year of birth pains.

This is the year we learn to swim.

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

My Rules For Living A Simple Life

Updated: Trust, me.. this is easier said than done, and every day is it's own adventure...
I am not a sage nor do I claim to have any wisdom beyond the ordinary. But I think I have found the formula for living a simple life. My early teens through my mid-twenties were a rocky and anxiety filled time.I did not transition smoothly. So here is what I do now...

* Trust in Christ. If you trust in Christ, you are free indeed. When death, and hardship knocks on your door you will be able to look it in the face and smile. Everything else that follows this first point is only possible if you put this one first in your life.

* Know who you are, and who you are not. If you spend your life trying desperately to climb the ladder of success then you will just end up tired and unhappy. I got off that ladder and decided that wherever God placed me I would work hard to make myself at home there. I'm not a good ladder climber.

* Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff. Just take the day as it comes. If your rent is overdue, find a way to pay the late fee and move on to the next thing. Don't let any one thing bring you down, ever. 

* Work hard when you are at work. Come in early, leave late. Work 3 jobs if you have to. There is nothing more calming and satisfying than self-reliance. Rely as little on outside help as you can. Suck up to the boss, you will be hated by your peers who are just drawing a paycheck.. but in the end those people do not sign your check, nor will they do anything but drag you down in the long run.

* Learn to be happy without wealth or prosperity. We forget that just 30 years ago, not only did we not have the best computer toy on the market.. we had NO computer.. and we survived just fine. Now even the poorest among us live like kings and we still think we are entitled to more.

* Don't rely on the government for anything. I don't care who is in office.. give them an inch and they will take a mile.. Quit asking for fish and go learn to fish.

* Find truth and God! The establishment wants you to believe you are a mistake of accidental cells and atoms. If you truly believe that with all your heart than mourn for your miserable existance.. If like the rest of us, that answer is not sufficient, then search and find truth and when you find it plant your anchor and stand on it proudly.

* Finally... laugh. Laugh even when things are at their worst and there is nothing funny going on. Just find a way to laugh.

And then just be still!

Monday, November 02, 2015

The Best Police Interrogations and Confessions

My latest YouTube obsession is watching police questioning and interrogation videos. They're raw and real, which, in this day and age of endless fake "reality" television, I crave. and The techniques and methods police use to get someone to crack and confess are riveting and beautiful to watch.

Let me feature some great examples of videos that are guaranteed to have you both disgusted and riveted at the same time.

By the way... Unless it's a jaywalking charge... never speak to the police without an attorney present. Ever.

1. Col. Russell Williams. (WARNING: GRAPHIC)
This is the gold standard.. This is one of the greatest interrogation videos of all time which includes an eventual full confession when Col. Williams realizes the gig is up. But it took some patience and skill by the detective in order to get Williams to start squirming in the hot seat. The man was a psychopath and a pervert who thought he was untouchable and this detective cracked him.

2. Jodi Arias (WARNING: GRAPHIC)
If you watch the all parts of her full interrogation it will take you a couple of days probably. But it is worth it. Jodi Arias is a cold, calculating, narcissist and her Bi-polar interview is emotional and at times rambling, weird mess.  She goes from laughing, to crying, and a whole wheel barrow full of crazy.

3. Michael Rafferty (WARNING: GRAPHIC)
This dude is walking piece of garbage. He went and found a girl that was vulnerable with a terrible upbringing and became her "boyfriend" but his real purpose was to get her to kidnap a little girl from a school just so he could rape and kill her. They both blamed each other. In the end it turns out they both helped kill this girl. But even though he never cracks in the interrogation he still sits their like a little boy with his hand caught in the cookie jar. The actual interrogation is a clinic in the "good cop/bad cop" method. Which mostly takes place in part 2 when the second detective comes in and reams him a new one... I'll post two parts, there is a part 3 and 4 also on Youtube..

Be sure and pay attention at 17:50 when comes close to puking his guts out. What a total weak scumbag loser...

Saturday, September 19, 2015

World's First Head Transplant?

Published September 10,

Valery Spiridonov who has put himself forward to have the world's first head transplant is going to meet the surgeon. (CEN)
A man set to become the world’s first head transplant patient has scheduled the procedure for December 2017.
Valery Spiridonov, 30, was diagnosed with a genetic muscle-wasting condition called Werdnig-Hoffmann disease, and volunteered for the procedure despite the risks involved, Central European News (CEN) reported.
“When I realized that I could participate in something really big and important, I had no doubt left in my mind and started to work in this direction,” Spiridonov, a Russian computer scientist, told CEN. “The only thing I feel is the sense of pleasant impatience, like I have been preparing for something important all my life and it is starting to happen.”
Dr. Sergio Canavero, an Italian neurosurgeon, will perform the procedure on Spiridonov. The procedure is expected to last up to 36 hours, and it will require Spiridonov’s head be cooled as well as the donor’s body to extend the period during which the cells can survive without oxygen, CEN reported.

I had no idea this was even a thing. It brings up some interesting questions...

What are they going to do with his old head? Can I have it?

Will he have the old person's memories?

Why does the other person no longer need their head?

What if they wire him up backwards and he turns right when he means to go left?

Is he getting ahead in life?

Will the surgeon say.. "It's alive... IT'S ALIVE!!!!"?

Abby Normal.